From: D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.
To: YOU
Subject: Special High Intensivity Teaching.
Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2005 7:08:25 AM

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Found this Somewhere. Darn Funny. |
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Although Full Of S.H.I.T. Enjoy the S.H.I.T. |
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In order to assure the highest levels of
quality work and productivity from students, it
will be our policy to keep all students well
taught through our program of SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We
are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not
receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course,
please see your lecturer. You will be
immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can
handle. Students who don't take their S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P . S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.
S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to do
S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be
interested in a job teaching others. We can
add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.). For students who are intending to
pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further
questions, please direct them to our HEAD
OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS
IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) PS. Now send
this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need
S.H.I.T. in their lif e, just not the same person
who sen t you this S.H.I.T., they have already
had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.

Sincerely, The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching.

(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)